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Cats and dogs both welcome.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1040\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003eWhether it’s for a tiki bash, a birthday romp, or your annual pilgrimage to DragonCon, this shirt guarantees your pet steals every spotlight. Bonus points if you match — yes, we make human versions too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\" data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1244\" data-end=\"1278\"\u003eMade with mischief in the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1278\" data-end=\"1281\"\u003eYour pet. Your party. 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You’re a fashion icon at brunch or the vendor hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1599\" data-start=\"1435\"\u003e📏 \u003cstrong data-end=\"1461\" data-start=\"1438\"\u003eAvailable in XS–5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e – because all bodies deserve to be comfy and powerful.\u003cbr data-end=\"1519\" data-start=\"1516\"\u003e🌍 Ships from the US (yes, we have tracking — we’re chaotic, not irresponsible).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize chart information:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg loading=\"lazy\" height=\"300\" width=\"300\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/merchize.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Sleeveless-Dress_hinhve-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/merchize.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Sleeveless-Dress_hinhve-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/merchize.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/06\/Sleeveless-Dress_hinhve.png 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" 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