Drunken Dragon Hotel

🕯️ DRUNKEN DRAGON HOTEL – BLACK FRIDAY DOORBUSTER MAYHEM 🕯️ FRIDAY – DOORS EXPLODE OPEN at 10 AM (ATL time) NO CODE. NO PASSWORD. JUST RUN. This is not cozy. This is not calm. This is Black Friday at the Drunken Dragon Hotel — and the entrance is about to blow open like a SWAT raid on Aisle 5. 🎁 DOORBUSTERS INCLUDE: ⚔️ Outrageously stupid low prices 🔥 Limited drops that evaporate instantly 🐉 Items that will cause friendships to end & alliances to form 10:00 AM: The locks crack 10:00:01: The screaming begins 10:00:03: Someone yells “I SAW IT FIRST!” and dives across the floor Sven is shouting over the PA system: “GO GO GO! WE HAVE A RUNNER IN AISLE 666 — TACKLE RESPONSIBLY!” The lights flicker. The dragons roar. Two nerds collide at full speed. Someone is swinging a tote bag like a medieval weapon. TRAIN. STRETCH. STRATEGIZE. Hydrate. Wear shoes that grip like your life depends on it. 🕯️ DRUNKEN DRAGON HOTEL – BLACK FRIDAY BLOODBATH 10 AM ATL — First come, first survived.