4" Plastic DDH Candy Porn Decoration Only! (Halloween Prop)!
Regular price
$30.00
DDH Candy Porn – 4" 3D Printed Halloween Prop
Decoration Only! (Seriously.)
Straight from the Drunken Dragon Hotel basement workshop, this sweetly suspicious 4-inch 3D printed plastic prop is a nod to every bad decision made in a haunted hotel hallway. Perfect for spooky shelf décor, party displays, or confusing your friends.
⚠️ Warning: Decoration only. Not for rectal/oral use.
Do not lick, insert, chew, or otherwise test the limits of your curiosity.
Each piece is printed in-house, painted with questionable enthusiasm, and designed to haunt your candy bowl forever.
