HOARD MEMBERSHIP PERKS 2026
$100 LEVEL — “The Lobby Lurker”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• White Membership Card (Costco energy, but cooler)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$200 LEVEL (MOST POPULAR) — “The Elevator Operator”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• White Membership Card
• Keeps the lights on. Keeps the swag flowing.
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$275 LEVEL (LIMITED TO 1) — “Out of Order”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• White Membership Card
• 1× “Closed for Cleaning” yellow standup sign
(from Sven private archive)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$333 LEVEL (LIMITED TO 3) — “Lantern Keeper”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• White Membership Card
• 4 DDH Japanese lanterns from the booth (mixed designs)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$350 LEVEL — “The Advertiser”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• White Membership Card
• 1 full-page ad in our DDH 40th Anniversary and Survival Guide Booklet (2000 copies)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$444 LEVEL (LIMITED TO 1) — “The Rotating Beacon”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• Gold Membership Card
• 1× Barbershop rotating light from the 2025 booth
(custom carpet pattern design)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$550 LEVEL — “The Double Page Spread”
• Free shipping for 2026 (through Jan 1)
• Gold Membership Card
• 2 full-page ads in our DDH 40th Anniversary and Survival Guide Booklet (2000 copies)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$666 LEVEL (LIMITED TO 5) — “The Inner Circle”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• Gold Membership Card
• 1 full-page ad in the booklet
• 1× limited (1 of 5) DDH shirt/dress colorway
(exclusive to this tier, no customization)
• 1 uncut sheet of the DDH Game (non-holographic)
– Random from 5 designs
– Signed
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
$1000 LEVEL (ONLY 1 EXISTS) — “The Penthouse Keyholder”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• 1-of-1 Clear Membership Card
• 2 full-page ads in the booklet
• ALL 6 holographic uncut sheets of the DDH Game
– Prototype
– From my private collection
– Signed
– Includes original print quirks and spelling mistakes
• 1 custom Hawaiian shirt or dress
– Your DDH pattern, recolored or customized
– Add your logo, cat, or artwork (no official DCON logos)
– 1-of-1
• Matching custom badge holder
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with
All membership funds go directly into:
• The DDH 40th Anniversary and Survival Guide Booklet (2000 copies, free for everyone)
• Free swag bags
• Member benefits
