The Drunken Dragon Trucker Cap
(It’s breathable. It’s bold. It might be sentient.)
Whether you're wandering the vendor halls, grilling a space dog on the back patio, or hiding from your poor life choices at 7 a.m., this cap has your dome covered — literally and spiritually.
🔥 Features (Blessed by the Tiki Gods Themselves):
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Poly fabric + nylon mesh back = durable up front, cool breeze party in the back
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High-profile 5-panel build for that "I definitely know what I'm doing" structure
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Pre-curved visor to shield your glorious face from solar smites
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Stiff interfacing panel – because floppy hats are for mortals
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Sweatband included to catch the anxiety drips of a long Con weekend
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Snapback closure – fits heads full of ideas, regrets, or secrets
🌀 Mesh back: printed and breathable, like a tiny window into your chaotic soul
📦 Ships from the US — we’ll make sure it reaches you faster than a rogue bard chasing drink tickets.
Size Info: Adjustable. One size fits most cultists.
