• DDH Tile 9" Chinese Breezeway painted Plastic
  • DDH Tile 9" Chinese Breezeway painted Plastic
  • DDH Tile 9" Chinese Breezeway painted Plastic

DDH Tile 9" Chinese Breezeway painted Plastic

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DDH Tile — 9" Chinese Breezeway

Hand-Painted PLA Plastic • Jade Green • 1" Thick • Basement-Forged

A handcrafted 9-inch Chinese Breezeway–style architectural tile, printed in durable PLA plastic and finished with two coats of jade-green paint for a real ceramic vibe.
Approximately 1 inch thick — solid, weighty, and built to survive whatever you drop it on (within reason… don’t test it with a car, please).

Each tile is made by hand in the DDH basement, one at a time, by sleep-deprived goblins and Sven himself, so variations and imperfections are part of the charm and authenticity.

Features

  • 9" decorative Breezeway tile

  • PLA printed + hand-painted

  • Two coats of jade green finish

  • About 1" thick and satisfyingly heavy

  • Made in the basement — literally

Perfect for:

  • Wall art

  • Shelf display

  • Con-shrine decor

  • Swinging aggressively at people who try to cut the Black Friday line (not recommended… legally)
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