Drunken Dragon Hotel Hawaiian Shirt – DragonCon Luau Edition
Twice the Carpet. All the Chaos. Infinitely More Lei.
This is not just a Hawaiian shirt—it’s a vintage fever dream straight from the depths of a tiki-speakeasy time vortex. Overflowing with tropical flowers, traditional lei, and not one but two legendary hotel carpets (Marriott swirl meets Hyatt hex in a 50/50 cult-classic mashup), this DragonCon Luau edition is your official badge of weird summer magic.
But here’s the twist: this shirt mimics a true vintage find.
That means it comes pre-yellowed, with printed "stains" and built-in imperfections that give it that well-loved, thrifted-from-an-80s-suitcase vibe.
Yes, it looks like it partied before you did.
Features:
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100% woven polyester – lightweight, breathable, and designed for max con comfort
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Sublimated all-over print for colors that last, including fake wear-and-tear (but only where you want it)
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Faux-aged look: yellowing, scuffs, and faded areas are part of the design — not defects!
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Traditional lei design, tropical overload, and carpet cult iconography all in one shirt
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Pairs perfectly with our matching Hawaiian shorts, a drink in your hand, and questionable decisions
Whether you're headed to the Thursday night tiki bash or just want to look like you’ve been going to DragonCon since the dawn of time, this shirt has the vibe.
It’s not worn out — it’s broken in. Just like you.
Fulfilled in the US. Available on TikTok Shop. May attract fellow carpet cultists.
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The Drunken Dragon Hotel's infamous tiki bash at Trader Vic’s (Thurs 7PM, tell Sven we sent you)
🔥 PLEASE READ – IMPORTANT CUSTOM ORDER INFO:
These shirts are custom made just for you – printed, sewn, and summoned through a mystical fabric portal.
That means:
🧵 Custom orders are NON-RETURNABLE and CANNOT BE CANCELLED once placed.
⏳ Good things take time – expect a little wait while we work our magic. Totally worth it.
Fulfilled in the Vietnam. Ships as fast as humanly (or wizardly) possible.
Want a matching hat? A secret handshake? Just ask. Or better yet—stop by The Drunken Dragon Hotel booth at DragonCon and show off your shirt like the fashion-forward cult member you are. 🐉🍹
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