2077 Carpet Sleeveless Dress w. Pockets (New Cut)

The “I Swear I’m Not in Pajamas” Dress

For Lounging Like a Goblin Queen or Ruling the Realm of Errands

This dress is the soft, swishy embodiment of “I just rolled out of bed and still look amazing.” Whether you're summoning comfort gods at home or hitting the streets with chaotic casual vibes, this magical garment is here to serve.

Can't be returned because it's printed taylored for you, please mesure before you order!

🧵 Fabric of the Gods (or at least mortals who like soft things):
Made of polyester with just a whisper of spandex (2%, to be precise), this beauty is:

• Silky on your skin

• Moisture-wicking (you could fight a dragon in this, but please don’t)

• Thick enough to preserve your secrets (a.k.a. not see-through)

👗 Fit & Features:

• Flowy and forgiving, but still hugs your glory in the right spots

• Over-the-knee length: relaxed enough for couch time, cute enough for con-hall strolls

• Scoop neckline + sleeveless cut = breezy AND flattering

• Bound neckline & sleeves for a clean finish

• TWO POCKETS. Yes, real ones. Store your phone, dice, or emergency snacks.

🎭 How to Wear It:

• Nightdress Mode: Add slippers and a messy bun. You're living your best cryptid life.

• Daywalker Mode: Throw on a denim jacket and sneakers. Boom. You’re a fashion icon at brunch or the vendor hall.

📏 Available in XS–5XL – because all bodies deserve to be comfy and powerful.
🌍 Ships from the US (yes, we have tracking — we’re chaotic, not irresponsible).

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