80s Marriott Carpet Hawaiian Shirt (New Sizing)

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The Drunken Dragon Hotel’s Pocket Regular Fit Hawaiian Shirt
(aka: The Official Uniform of Vacationing Adventurers, Retired Wizards, and Professional Tiki Cultists)

Headed to DragonCon? Escaping into a tropical dimension? Or just planning to day-drink in style with your fellow con-goers? There’s no better choice than this glorious, custom-made AOP Pocket Hawaiian Shirt. Whether you're sweating it out on the Marriott carpet, lounging at our tiki party, or stumbling through the vendor hall like a fashionable cryptid, this shirt is your stylish + breathable + “yes, I am in a cult (but a fun one)” solution.

✨ Features:

  • 100% Polyester – Lightweight, wrinkle-resistant, and durable enough to survive Thursday-through-Monday con madness.

  • Full front coconut button closure – Because details matter, even when you’ve been awake for 36 hours.

  • Cuban collar & short sleeves – For that breezy, “I may or may not have a secret identity” look.

  • Left-side chest pocket – Perfect for hotel keys, cash, fake ID from a 1987 movie prop, or a mysterious tiki token.

  • Regular Fit | Sizes S–5XL – Because every DragonCon body deserves to look ridiculously good.

🏝️ Wear It To:

  • DragonCon (obviously)

  • Beach holidays (if you ever escape the Marriott)

  • Summer parties, backyard BBQs, secret cult meetings

  • The Drunken Dragon Hotel's infamous tiki bash at Trader Vic’s (Thurs 7PM, tell Sven we sent you)


🔥 PLEASE READ – IMPORTANT CUSTOM ORDER INFO:

These shirts are custom made just for you – printed, sewn, and summoned through a mystical fabric portal.
That means:
🧵 Custom orders are NON-RETURNABLE and CANNOT BE CANCELLED once placed.
⏳ Good things take time – expect a little wait while we work our magic. Totally worth it.

Fulfilled in the Vietnam. Ships as fast as humanly (or wizardly) possible.


Want a matching hat? A secret handshake? Just ask. Or better yet—stop by The Drunken Dragon Hotel booth at DragonCon and show off your shirt like the fashion-forward cult member you are. 🐉🍹

 

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