The Drunken Dragon Hotel’s Pocket Regular Fit Hawaiian Shirt
(aka: The Official Uniform of Vacationing Adventurers, Retired Wizards, and Professional Tiki Cultists)
Headed to DragonCon? Escaping into a tropical dimension? Or just planning to day-drink in style with your fellow con-goers? There’s no better choice than this glorious, custom-made AOP Pocket Hawaiian Shirt. Whether you're sweating it out on the Marriott carpet, lounging at our tiki party, or stumbling through the vendor hall like a fashionable cryptid, this shirt is your stylish + breathable + “yes, I am in a cult (but a fun one)” solution.
✨ Features:
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100% Polyester – Lightweight, wrinkle-resistant, and durable enough to survive Thursday-through-Monday con madness.
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Full front coconut button closure – Because details matter, even when you’ve been awake for 36 hours.
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Cuban collar & short sleeves – For that breezy, “I may or may not have a secret identity” look.
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Left-side chest pocket – Perfect for hotel keys, cash, fake ID from a 1987 movie prop, or a mysterious tiki token.
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Regular Fit | Sizes S–5XL – Because every DragonCon body deserves to look ridiculously good.
🏝️ Wear It To:
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DragonCon (obviously)
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Beach holidays (if you ever escape the Marriott)
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Summer parties, backyard BBQs, secret cult meetings
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The Drunken Dragon Hotel's infamous tiki bash at Trader Vic’s (Thurs 7PM, tell Sven we sent you)
🔥 PLEASE READ – IMPORTANT CUSTOM ORDER INFO:
These shirts are custom made just for you – printed, sewn, and summoned through a mystical fabric portal.
That means:
🧵 Custom orders are NON-RETURNABLE and CANNOT BE CANCELLED once placed.
⏳ Good things take time – expect a little wait while we work our magic. Totally worth it.
Fulfilled in the Vietnam. Ships as fast as humanly (or wizardly) possible.
Want a matching hat? A secret handshake? Just ask. Or better yet—stop by The Drunken Dragon Hotel booth at DragonCon and show off your shirt like the fashion-forward cult member you are. 🐉🍹
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