The Hoard 275

The Hoard 275

Regular price $275.00
Unit price per

$275 LEVEL (LIMITED TO 1) — “Closed for Cleaning”
• Free shipping for 2026 (Timeshare through Jan 1)
• White Membership Card
• 1× “Closed for Cleaning” yellow standup sign
(from Sven private archive)
• Hoard-exclusive products (members only)
• Hoard early access (selected releases)
• Hoard patch — so people know who they’re dealing with

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hot!
It's Not Hoarding If Your Shit is Cool