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🧭 DRUNKEN DRAGON HOTEL – COLLECTIBLE BELT OF HOLDING 🐉
Worn by rogues, bards, and barmaids alike.

Straight from the enchanted wardrobe of the Drunken Dragon Hotel, this fashion belt is more than just a way to keep your trousers from betraying you—it’s a legendary wearable artifact, blessed by the gods of style and seatbelt engineering.

Each belt features limited-edition art, conjured once per yarr (our calendar’s a bit drunk), and printed with the precision of an elf fletcher on espresso. It’s the perfect blend of fantasy flair and modern magic, with real seatbelt-style buckles for quick escapes or dramatic pants-shedding monologues.

Features:

• Authentic seatbelt buckle style—opens with a heroic click, closes with confidence.

• Infinitely adjustable for waist sizes worthy of halflings or hearty paladins (24–38").

• Crafted from high-quality materials—strong enough for tavern brawls, soft enough for dungeon naps.

• Printed art unique to the yarr—once it’s gone, it’s gone like your last gold coin.

⚠️ You don’t want to get caught with your pants down.
(Unless you're in Room 3B... we don't talk about Room 3B.)

Wear it. Wield it. Brag about it.