"The Drunken Dragon Hotel’s ‘Jesus Pin’ (2.3" of Pure Awesomeness)
Hey there, you beautiful, depraved human! Are you tired of wearing boring, plain pins that scream “I have no taste” every time you look at them? Well, BOOM, you’re welcome. Feast your eyes on The Drunken Dragon Hotel's (DDH) Marvel Jesus Enamel Pin. It’s got everything—Deadpool being a cheeky little menace, Jesus (but with a modern twist... because why not?), and that weirdly iconic Marriott Carpet pattern that everyone and their mother keeps talking about (seriously, it's like the hottest thing since sliced bread, but with more random colors).
Here’s why you need this pin:
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Deadpool's face on a gold metal pin—'cause gold makes everything fancier, even Deadpool’s sarcasm.
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It’s got blue glitter. Oh yes, we went there. Because why should your face be the only thing that glows with snarky charm? Now your pin can too!
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That Marriott carpet vibe? Yeah, it's there to remind you of all those awkward hotel hallway selfies you’ve probably taken. You're welcome.
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Jesus: Because... why not? Seriously, Deadpool’s the only guy who’d wear a Jesus pin, drink margaritas, and not go to hell for it. Oh wait, that’s a whole other conversation…
This 2.3" masterpiece of ridiculousness is ready to be pinned to your backpack, jacket, or wherever you keep your sad collection of "I’m too cool for normal pins." Let everyone know you’ve got a thing for pop culture, hotel carpets, and possibly the world’s most inappropriate superhero.
Warning: Side effects include excessive smugness, awkward glances, and spontaneous dance moves. Wear at your own risk.
Buy now, or I’ll just keep talking. Your choice.