🌞 A Sun’s Out, Scales Out Special from the Drunken Dragon Hotel Wardrobe! 🌞
Dear esteemed guest (and/or shirtless rogue),
Are you battling the heat like a fire mage with poor SPF planning? Or perhaps you're looking to let your skin drink in the sunlight while sipping something suspiciously fruity poolside? Either way, the Drunken Dragon Hotel Criss-Cross Open Back Tank Top is your new +5 Armor Against Sweat (and maybe social interaction, depending on how you style it).
Material: Enchanted 100% Polyester Fabric – Light as a pixie’s whisper, soft like a bard’s love song, and breathable enough to survive both the Sunfire Plains and the dance floor at the Elf Lounge. Bonus: a touch of stretch in case you eat too many dragon dumplings.
Design Highlights:
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Camisole style with a scoop neckline — perfect for showing off collarbones or that fresh tattoo of your adventuring party's logo.
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Magical criss-cross open back — keeps things breezy while you slay (either monsters or with your look).
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Thin neckline strap adds an elegant touch, like a tiara you can wear without anyone knowing.
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Pull-on closure — because who has time for buttons when the tavern opens at 7?
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Sublimation printing – Your design won’t fade, even after three goblin laundry cycles.
Style Suggestions from the Innkeeper:
Pair it with jeans, a denim jacket stolen off a bard, or that one cardigan that makes you look mysterious. Match with sandals, boots, or sneakers. Perfect for quests like:
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Tavern hopping
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Secret society meetings (not a cult, but also... maybe a little bit a cult)
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Date night with that brooding wizard from Room 13
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Casual strolls through the Bazaar of Slightly Cursed Items
Size Chart:
