DDH TOPS Casino Dealer fallout Shirt (ETA 3 weeks)
The Tops Casino Dealer Pocket Regular Fit Hawaiian Shirt
(aka: The Official Uniform of Smooth Talkers, High Rollers, and Questionably Loyal Mojave Employees)
Headed to New Vegas? Slumming it on the Strip? Or just planning to look dangerously cool while dealing cards, dice, or questionable life choices? There’s no better choice than this glorious, custom-made AOP Pocket Hawaiian Shirt. Whether you're working the floor at The Tops, wandering the wasteland with too many caps, or sipping irradiated cocktails under neon lights, this shirt says “House always wins — and I look damn good doing it.”
✨ Features:
100% Polyester – Lightweight, wrinkle-resistant, and durable enough to survive long shifts, gunfire, and minor nuclear fallout.
Full front button closure – Clean, classic, and smooth enough to distract gamblers right before you take their money.
Cuban collar & short sleeves – For that retro-futuristic, Rat Pack-meets-radiation look.
Left-side chest pocket – Perfect for caps, chips, cigarettes, vault-issued notes, or a hidden ace.
Regular Fit | Sizes S–5XL – Because everyone deserves to look sharp on the Strip, no matter their build or mutation level.
🎰 Wear It To:
The Tops Casino (obviously)
Fallout conventions & cosplay events
Theme nights, retro parties, or wasteland gambling dens
Anywhere you want to look like you definitely know the odds — and rigged them anyway
🔥 PLEASE READ – IMPORTANT CUSTOM ORDER INFO:
These shirts are custom made just for you — printed, sewn, and assembled somewhere just outside the blast radius.
That means:
🧵 Custom orders are NON-RETURNABLE and CANNOT BE CANCELLED once placed.
⏳ Good things take time — perfection can’t be rushed, especially in the post-apocalypse.
Fulfilled in Vietnam. Ships as fast as humanly (or Vault-Tec-approved) possible.
Want a matching hat? Dealer vest? A suspiciously charming smile? Just ask. And remember — what happens at The Tops… stays at The Tops. 🎲✨
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