DDH “We Can Neither Confirm Nor Deny” Hooded Cloak
Possibly a Cult Robe. Definitely Cozy.
Is it fashion? Is it ritual? Is it... laundry day?
We can neither confirm nor deny.
Wrap yourself in warm mystery with the official Drunken Dragon Hotel hooded cloak — perfect for wind, wanderings, and weird midnight hotel rituals. This cloak isn’t just a dramatic statement piece for wandering the Marriott halls like a low-budget wizard… it’s also soft, warm, and lined with plush faux fur that hugs you like a friendly eldritch being.
Features:
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Custom all-over sublimated print (so yes, it glows with detail)
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Outer fabric: durable polyester-cotton blend
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Inner lining: short-pile faux fur — warm and suspiciously comfortable
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Three toggle-button closure to protect you from con chills and Conspiracy winds
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Versatile fit works with pants, skirts, boots, leggings, and secret agendas
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Ideal for fall, winter, and off-season cult meetings
Whether you're roaming the convention floor, summoning hotel snacks, or quietly recruiting new members (wink), this cloak brings you style and warmth wrapped in plausible deniability.
DDH — It’s Not a Cult.
(But also… not not a cult.).
| US SIZE | CHEST | SHOULDER | LENGTH | SLEEVE | ||||
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| Unit | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm |
| XS | 21.4 | 54.4 | 18.2 | 46.2 | 38.8 | 98.6 | 25.7 | 65.3 |
| S | 22.2 | 56.4 | 19 | 48.3 | 39.5 | 100.3 | 26.5 | 67.3 |
| M | 23 | 58.44 | 19.8 | 50.3 | 40.6 | 103.1 | 27.3 | 69.3 |
| L | 23.8 | 60.5 | 20.6 | 52.3 | 41.8 | 106.2 | 28.1 | 71.4 |
| XL | 24.6 | 62.5 | 21.4 | 54.4 | 43 | 109.2 | 28.9 | 73.4 |
| 2XL | 25.4 | 64.55 | 22.2 | 56.4 | 44.2 | 112.3 | 29.7 | 75.4 |
| 3XL | 26.2 | 66.6 | 23 | 58.4 | 45.2 | 114.8 | 30.5 | 77.5 |
| 4XL | 27 | 68.6 | 23.8 | 60.5 | 46.2 | 117.3 | 31.3 | 79.5 |
| 5XL | 27.8 | 70.66 | 24.6 | 62.5 | 47.2 | 119.9 | 32.1 | 81.5 |