Tip the Innkeeper
Running the Drunken Dragon Hotel is a one-human operation — fueled by caffeine, chaos, and the occasional tropical escape. If you’d like to toss a coin to your nerdsmith, you can:
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☕ Buy Sven a Coffee – $3
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🍺 Buy Sven a Beer – $5
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🍹 Buy Sven a Mai Tai – $10 (served with extra umbrella and cult vibes)
It’s totally optional, but every drop helps keep the presses running and the shipping goblins happy.
👉 [Support the Hotel – Choose Your Drink]
Thanks for keeping the tiki torches lit.