Vintage Hyatt & Marriott Carpet Dcon Luau Hawaiian Shorts (ETA 3 weeks)

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Drunken Dragon Hotel Hawaiian Shirt – DragonCon Luau Edition
Twice the Carpet. All the Chaos. Infinitely More Lei.

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a party ritual in wearable form. Bursting with tropical flowers, overloaded with traditional lei, and smuggling in not one but two legendary hotel carpets (yes, Marriott and Hyatt), this DragonCon Luau edition shirt is your official uniform for questionable choices and unforgettable nights.

Designed for tiki meetups, Marriott lobby lurking, or just screaming “I survived Thursday,” this shirt balances 50/50 between the iconic Marriott swirl and the lesser-known-but-still-sacred Hyatt hex. It’s a sacred union of cults, colors, and summer vibes.

Features:

  • 100% woven polyester – lightweight, breathable, and built to survive both dance parties and elevator quests

  • Sublimated all-over print for full-color madness that won’t fade (no matter how many tiki drinks you spill)

  • Classic Hawaiian cut – easy to wear, hard to ignore

  • Pairs perfectly with our matching shorts or your finest carpet-based accessories

  • Bold lei graphics, vintage flair, and tropical energy packed into every stitch

Whether you’re headed to the Thursday tiki party or just want to scream “YES I’M PART OF SOMETHING,” this shirt says it all without saying a word.

 

Wear the Lei. Join the Chaos. Honor the Carpet.

Size chart information:

 

US SIZE
LENGTH
WAIST
HIPS
Unit
Inch
Cm
Inch
Cm
Inch
Cm
S
20.2
51.3
29-32
73.7-81.3
42.1
107
M
20.9
53.1
32-35
81.3-88.9
46.1
117
L
21.6
54.9
35-38
88.9-96.5
50
127
XL
22
55.9
38-43
96.5-109.2
53.9
137
2XL
22.4
56.9
43-45
109.2-114.3
57.9
147
3XL
22.8
57.9
45-47
114.3-119.4
61.8
157
4XL
23.2
58.9
47-49
119.4-124.5
65.8
167
5XL
23.6
59.9
49-51
124.5-129.5
69.7
177