Vintage Hyatt & Marriott Carpet Dcon Luau Sleeveless Dress w. Pockets (ETA 3 weeks)

The “I Swear I’m Not in Pajamas” Dress – DragonCon Luau Edition
For Lounging Like a Goblin Queen or Ruling the Realm of Errands
Now in full floral cult glory—with Marriott AND Hyatt carpet fusion and faux-vintage flair.

This dress didn’t just roll out of bed looking good—it escaped a thrift store in 1984, did shots at Trader Vic’s, and now lives rent-free in your wardrobe. Designed with an all-over Luau print bursting with lei, petals, and 50/50 carpet madness, it also comes with that deliberately aged look: we’re talking printed “imperfections,” yellowed tones, and the kind of visual wear that says I’ve seen some things. (But make it fashion.)

✨ Reminder: This is a faux-vintage garment!
It is intentionally designed to look worn-in, like your favorite old tee or that lucky dress you found for $3 and can’t explain. The yellowing and printed "stains" are part of the design and absolutely not defects.

🧵 Fabric of the Cult Casual Gods:

• 98% silky polyester + 2% spandex for stretch and sass

• Moisture-wicking and soft AF (Approved Fashion)

• Thick enough to keep your secrets / not see-through

👗 Fit & Features:

• Loose, swishy fit that flatters chaos in all its forms

• Scoop neckline and sleeveless cut = breezy, effortless drama

• Over-the-knee length for maximum range: couch to con-hall

• Bound neckline and arms for a clean finish

• TWO DEEP POCKETS – hold your phone, vendor cash, or spare dice for emergencies

🎭 Style Modes:

• Cryptid Comfort: Add fuzzy slippers, coffee, and a suspicious grin

• Chaotic Con Casual: Pair with boots or sandals and own every carpet you walk on

• Tiki Chic: Toss on a flower crown and rule the Thursday night luau

📏 Sizes XS–5XL – Because comfort is for everyone.
📦 Ships from the US with tracking. We’re possibly a cult, not amateurs.
🚫 No returns — this is custom-made just for you! Check your size like a responsible carpet acolyte.

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